January 2012
December 2011
1612th:
how to find which suspect is really the criminal on a tv show
make sure they appear after the 35 minute mark
make sure they are not black because black people cannot be portrayed as anything but friendly and soulful on television anymore because that would be racist
Ba Dum Tss: I Need an SAT →
artsetsyoufree:
(Better with I Need a Doctor karaoke in the background)
I’m about to lose my mind, I’ve been studying so long
I’m running out of time, I need my SAT paper,
Call me my SAT paper
I need my SAT paper,
Paper,
To bring me back to life….
I told the world, one day I’d pay that test back, …
AHAHA This is genius.
Meeting my favorite celebrity
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
christinayuan:
Drops of Jupiter, Train
now that...
I don't get why we celebrate birthdays.. I was...
every single year… I guess it’s like a celebration that I am still alive, but we could celebrate that every single day I’m alive simply by acknowledging that I’m alive, not by throwing a party..
Maybe it’s also a way of marking that I survived another year in this world.. I guess you could call that an accomplishment.. Except for the fact that the year behind me...
Elementary School Kid: Can't wait to be in high school it's gotta be better than this.
High School Kid: Can't wait to be in university it's gotta be better than this.
University Kid: Can't wait to be in the real world it's gotta be better than this.
Working Adult: Can't wait to be retired it's gotta be better than this.
Retired Adult: Can't wait to be dead it's gotta be better than this.
